Abe talks exclusively in the 3rd person. He writes snappy, concise sentences. He is a fascinating guy who one time did this, and another time did that! When he’s not humbly refusing to write his bio, he spends his time writing his bio. He’s a director and editor. A phenomenal one. Take our word for it; We’re him.
But you don't want all this fluff, do you? We know why you're here. You want the cold, hard facts.

You want to know that Abe is the Associate Creative Director of Video at The Onion, where he's directed innumerable shorts (including ads, for reputable brands like Toyota, Planters, Wild Turkey, Verizon and more). You want to know that Abe won BEST VIDEO AD at the 2019 Digiday awards for his recent Diet Dr Pepper music video, and RUNNER UP for DOCUMENTARY at the Palm Springs International Film Festival for his film, Jonathan. Plus he's a musician, he skateboards, writes short stories, thinks ahead by using a crock pot & buys flowers even when he hasn't done anything wrong...sometimes all in the same day. Yes. That's better.

Just know, that whatever you want to know about Abe, that's ok. No judgment. Here at abezverow.com, the people come first. We truly care about you. Now go watch every video on this website.

TL;DR: ABE IS A DIRECTOR/EDITOR WITH AN EYE FOR COMEDY, AN EAR FOR MUSIC AND A HEART FOR DOCUMENTARY. HE IS THE ASSOCIATE CREATIVE DIRECTOR OF VIDEO AT THE ONION. HE WRITES SNAPPY, CONCISE BIOS. IF YOU WORK WITH HIM, YOU'LL BE VERY HAPPY. FOR AN INEXPLICABLY LONG TIME.